For those of you who of a nervous disposition.... dont read on. My dearest was sat in the spare room surrounded by my treasured, long collected, adored, cherished.....even if rather large.........pile of cross stitch magazines and...... I can hardly bear to say it shredding machine.... our large one... the one that takes three or four pages in one go
I almost dropped his cuppa in his lap....man was I ever livid. He managed to put out my smoke and tried to explain that he had ' taken out all the patterns and charts he thought I might want to keep' and thought the rest of the mag would be better recycled.............its his latest thing..... throwing things away!!!!!
He was really nonplussed at my horror and my verbal onslaught that followed. I mean I have been married to this man for over thirty years... what was he thinking.. it was sacrilege arrhhhhhhhhhhh. THEN, he said he has been doing it for a couple of weeks a few odd minutes at a time and he produced two very thick folders of magazines cross stitch charts... all very nicely filed and in order. That was going to be a surprise for me..........Oh yeah, like that was going to please me
I wanted my mags back. I have been collecting them for years and I am very very cross....( I have printed the version of my feelings that won't be sensored) THEN he said, 'don't be so daft, they are only magazines 
Only magazines WHAT planet does he live on. Well, I can tell you it took awhile to calm down. Very frosty in my house that evening it was and when I think about it now I could still give him a swift kick somewhere. MEN 
please spare me!!!Any ideas for a sweet revenge?
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