Cat Cushion Pattern by Lesley Teare in WOXS 176

[*barb*]

Moew all you stitchers

My slave Barb is looking for this pattern in WOXS 176. We were lying together reading the woxs 175 and i spied it in the corner and slapped my furry paw on the page and gave my stitching slave the " you must stitch that for me" look.

Slave does not want to buy the whole magazine as there is nothing in it that interests her (i am about to take her temperature to make sure she is not unwell), she says if she has to I will have to go without cat food money for a week but slave is able to use paypal to pay for postage.

So if any fellow stitchers have that pattern and dont want it ( i simply cann;t think why ) please can you send a message to my slave.

Purr Purr,
Lumpy cat

Australia.

[agi]

Sorry, I don't have it, but can't stop laughing at t his wonderful message.

[dwitt]

I have the pattern! Just got this issue of WOXS and don't plan on stitching it. If you pm me your address I can send it to you. If fact, don't worry about postage just send something in return! My paypal account is locked up at the moment but my wonderful hubby is gonna try to get it all straightened out.

[Squirrel]

Dear Lumpy - me thinks your slave spoils you too much. You already have a lovely home and good food and great company what more do you want.

Sally

PS Glad you have got hold of the pattern Barb

[Mystonique]

I can has stitching in my honour!

I wants to know how you get away with calling human slave, I tries, because obviously that's what she is and she becomes impudent and doesn't provide me with my favourite snacks. No respect.

My arch enemy Mr Chlops (aka Psychlops or Psycho) bites the human to make her show respect ... but that doesn't end well, for him that is - I gets to sit on his chair when that happens

Grievous.

[*barb*]

Dearest Grievous feline,

I can run very fast, thats why I can call my human slave and she gives as good as she gets..she calls me catastrophe.

Slave has informed me she has had a message regarding the pattern and a nice fellow stitcher has offered to send it. So a big PURR to all the humans who responded.

xx Lumpy Cat